times well wasted.

Thu Sep 3
Sometimes I think Full Tilt Poker just despises favorites. Guess who won?

Sometimes I think Full Tilt Poker just despises favorites. Guess who won?

Wed Sep 2
We are instant friends if you understand this.

We are instant friends if you understand this.

Sat Jul 11
Ian has his own street in North Carolina.

Ian has his own street in North Carolina.

Thu Jun 25
One of these things is not like the othersOne of these things just doesn’t belongCan you tell which thing is not like the othersBy the time I finish my song?

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Mon Jun 22
I’m due for a serious correction today.

I’m due for a serious correction today.

Fri Jun 12
Tue Jun 9
“ After the event, journalists glee over the specs of the new and slightly updated Apple products and even before the day is out, they are already planning to buy the newest i-Whatever instead of making their student loan payment. #340 Covering Apple, Stuff Journalists Like
Thu May 7
“ Matt: “Animal Collective. Thursday night on Letterman.”
Jude: “Are they going to play ‘My Girls’”?
Matt: “My future machine is in the shop. Thursday evening, 6 p.m. ish
Thu Apr 23
“ Billy Bob Thornton’s interview on the CBC radio show Q was such an event for me. In fact, the YouTube video of the interview officially moved him from my list of celebrities who I wouldn’t mind seeing eaten by sharks to my list of celebrities I am actively trying to get sharks to eat. What They Really Meant: The Billy Bob Thornton Tantrum, Cracked.com
Tue Apr 21
“ I will never forget the excitement amongst all participants. Alcohol was all you can drink, money was not an option. … Girls were also romancing each other. Some guys loved every minute of the freakiness some girls demonstrated. I have never attended a party of this magnitude. Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry, New York Times.
Sat Apr 18
“ The New York Times newsroom is reportedly still undecided on whether or not to print a recent letter received from Obama, in which the president threatens to kill another helpless citizen every Tuesday and ‘fill [his] heavenly palace with slaves for the afterlife’ unless the police ‘stop the darkness from screaming.’ Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama’s Double-Homicide, The Onion
Sat Mar 28
“ That’s it. I’m googling ‘pouring alcohol in your butthole.’ A co-worker trying to resolve an argument.
Fri Mar 27
“

Me: “I called you this morning.”
Co-worker #1: “I know. I didn’t pick up because I was occupied.”

——
Later…

Co-worker #2: “She was telling me about this, but I wasn’t really paying attention because I was doing something else. I don’t remember what.”
Me: “Were you occupied?”
Co-worker #2: “I haven’t been occupied in a while.”

 The newsroom.
Fri Mar 13
“ You can become rich and famous and have the ability to influence many minds just by being extremely talented at a specific set of skills that society likes to be entertained with, and yet be irresponsible throughout the entire process (i.e.: Maurice Clarett 2003-2006). You Title It, “The Mind of Maurice Clarett.”
Fri Mar 6
“ Jim and I trekked through the mushy woods, he casually dressed (no one ever accused him of being a fashion plate) and me in a so-90s light blue suit. Teal, even, if I’m being honest. Hurrying to the scene, we barely said a word. We both took pictures of the downed plane (a two-seater, as I recall, and no one seriously injured) and set out to nab the sheriff’s deputy who was on the scene to answer a few questions. Jim asked his, I asked mine. The deputy asked us to withhold the name of one of the passengers for a reason I forget, but a good one. Jim agreed on his part, and pointed to me – ‘but you’d better ask Don Johnson here.’ “The passing of a legend …” The Evening Sun, March 6, 2009.